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A Basic Introduction to Milk Carton Lore (in order of importance)

1. All strawberry milk cartons are female and all whole milk cartons are male. 2% milk cartons are hermaphroditic and chocolate milk cartons are celibate males. Half and half cartons, don’t get me started (lol)…
2. All milk cartons, regardless of their morality in life, are privileged to enter milk carton heaven upon their death/disposal.
3.  Most, but not all, milk cartons with missing people pictured on their sides work part time as private detectives.
4. Milk cartons have the following facial configurations:
a. The closed mouth smile
b. The closed mouth frown